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rorridenoir:

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

Squidward.

(via dylvnthevillaina)

adirtylilsecret:

brandyliquor:

inbrekasmind:

thechanelmuse:

i-am-b-east:

thatdudeemu:

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

hotnaturals:

linrenzo:

nigeah:

partyyandbullshit:

The prettiest elderly woman I’ve ever seen. Black really doesn’t crack

Oh my god I thought she was like 20

Yes legsss

Bruh she looks younger than me

melanin is real.

Can she be my sugar mama?

I’m bout to be somebody’s grandfather

Hol up. There is carpet in the train. Where is this? (Don’t come at me because I slightly changed the topic lol. I wanna know in my Joe voice).

She is stunning

Perched


Yes we have carpet on our trains.. though the new ones don’t

adirtylilsecret:

brandyliquor:

inbrekasmind:

thechanelmuse:

i-am-b-east:

thatdudeemu:

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

hotnaturals:

linrenzo:

nigeah:

partyyandbullshit:

The prettiest elderly woman I’ve ever seen. Black really doesn’t crack

Oh my god I thought she was like 20

Yes legsss

Bruh she looks younger than me

melanin is real.

Can she be my sugar mama?

I’m bout to be somebody’s grandfather

Hol up. There is carpet in the train. Where is this? (Don’t come at me because I slightly changed the topic lol. I wanna know in my Joe voice).

She is stunning

Perched

Yes we have carpet on our trains.. though the new ones don’t

azhxra:

imsoshive:

redbellied-piranha:

cybernetic-overlord:

I remember watching this movie when i was like 7 years old and at the time i had no idea as to why cuba teared up cause in my head i was like “cuba calm down. he was just messing around, you didn’t die.” But now that i’m older and i see what an officer is capable of doing and getting away with, i don’t blame him for being so emotional and scared

And to see one of your own do that to you

"… but don’t let it be a black and a white one. cause they’ll slam ya down to the street top. black police showin out for the white cop.” - Ice Cube (Fuck The Police, 1988)

(Source: validx2, via trapicalplanet)